i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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