It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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