so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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