sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
So. Much. Porn.
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