wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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