You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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