You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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