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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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