Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
