Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
3 2 1 whiskey
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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