You're completely useless in the revolution.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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