She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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