Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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