It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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