I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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