a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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