That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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