How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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