dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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