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a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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