@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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