Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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