I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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