maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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