So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
two words...techno handjob
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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