Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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