Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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