They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
