I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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