Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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