sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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