Do you still have your period?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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