What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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