She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
no you cant smoke seaweed
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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