Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize