you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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