I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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