its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
