You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Bring me that man meat
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
