I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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