yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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