But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
The adults are the big ones right?
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