Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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