i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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