i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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