youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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