Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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