You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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