your room smells of hookers.
And success
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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