Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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