i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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