Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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