Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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