CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
this is an emotional support booty call
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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