i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
The air was thick with penises
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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